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stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

The HP cast saying, “Hey, buddy, can I get an order of mozarella sticks, please?” with an American accent.

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TOM COMPLETELY NAILED IT

turbo1nix:

Acceptable reaction to misogyny.

mookie000:

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hellish-tron replied to your post: maybe some Free! requests ^ p ^???Ill …

rin biting his tongue on accident while trying to seduce haru

roachpatrol:

isozyme:

KEEP THOSE JEANS ALIVE

Everybody knows the pain of shopping for a decent pair of jeans, and the even greater pain of losing a really good pair to a hole in the crotch.  Sewing torn denim back together is not a thing that nature intended, because the world is a dark, cruel place.

But I wasn’t gonna stand for that! I’m playing God, I thought. I’m fixing these jeans, and the laws of nature can go fuck themselves. And then it worked.  Here’s how to do it:

  1. Buy some Shoe Goo from your local CVS or something.  It’s pretty cheap and you can glue basically anything with it.  I glue the soles of my shoes back on with this stuff.
  2. Sacrifice some mistake jeans to make a patch, and glue that patch to the inside of your jeans.  Glue it down real good.  Do this in a well-ventilated area because Shoe Goo is toxic stuff until it dries.
  3. Let it cure for 24 hours, and then put your jeans back on and flip God the bird, because you have just performed a miracle.  You have saved your favorite jeans from certain garbage-canning.

One tube of glue is enough to save a lot of jeans, plus some shoes on the side.  The patch holds up pretty well in the washer/dryer, and is only a little stiffer than two layers of denim would be anyway.  Boom.

i threw out a pair of jeans that had worn through right on the butt and to this day i’m still sad

mookie000:

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this is the only way to get Rin off of you Haru

mookie000:

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hes not ready

oelm:

Garnet’s the strongest gem.  Don’t forget it.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

kiwiggle:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

????????? I am concerned where did the baby birdies go

where in the. what. how did the. i. what the fuck man

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

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