July 2012
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
sprucespanner:
my blog is actually a horrific mess of different fandoms and things that don’t really relate to each other but i thought were funny
billywilder:
I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
kismetjeska:
kismetjeska:
There should be an adaption of Pride and Prejudice with him:
as Mr Darcy
and with him:
as Mr Bingley
Just sayin’.
Shamelessly reblogging my own post because reasons.
rsoy:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the butt
cosmo tip #286
camelotgirl92:
expertcosmotips:
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
LET ME FEEL YOUR BONES BABY
lemonorangelime:
My brother just called Tahno, “Tahnyo.”
ssweaterweather:
have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other
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